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Three old men are discussing their sex lives.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Nov 26, 2002.

  1. mudhog

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    Three old men are discussing their sex lives.

    The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with
    olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."

    The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over
    with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."

    The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours."

    The Italian and Frenchman were stunned.

    They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"

    "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
     
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