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Three things to think about

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, May 12, 2006.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    1. COWS
    2. THE CONSTITUTION
    3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS



    COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

    THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

    THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse...You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
     
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    yeah, there is serious accountability with respect to meat products these days. Pretty crazy.

    Our Constitution would be a good one for Iraq... especially since when it was first crafted it allowed the states to be relatively powerfull. That would be a good thing in Iraq... more local representation / control for differing ethnic/tribal areas would help a lot with respect to the disenfranchising feelings some ethnic groups feel when they just don't have enough people to win nation-wide elections.

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    :thinking: yes sir.
     
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