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Three Wishes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 29, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    An old lady is rocking away the last of her days
    on her front porch, reflecting on her long life,
    when ,all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in
    front of her and informs her that she will be
    granted three wishes.

    "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would
    like to be really rich." POOF her rocking chair turns
    to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind
    being a young, beautiful princess. "POOF! She turns
    into a beautiful young woman.

    "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.

    Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch
    in front of them. "Ooh can you change him into a
    handsome prince and make him my husband?" she asks.

    POOF! There before her stands a young man more handsome
    than anyone she could possibly imagine. She stares at
    him, smitten.

    With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters
    across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're
    sorry you had me neutered."

    Food For Thought
    Banging your head against a wall
    uses 150 calories an hour.
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon

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