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Thursday JOTD

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Mar 22, 2007.

  1. shewheeler

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    A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.

    "Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave, he continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him?" pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three feathers."

    The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"

    The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."

    Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"

    The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."

    The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"

    The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"

    The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"

    "No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast!"
     
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    thats good Cheryl, and I like the new avatar and sig.;)
     
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    Cheryle, that's a good one even though i heard it years ago it still makes me laugh.
     
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    I miss Calvin :( !
     
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    Good grief! Why the hell would you want to shag a dead Deer...or a live one for that matter?
    Have you got some law against using your right hand over there or something?
    I bet he didn't even book into a motel room!:rolleyes:
     
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    like i said,sickness.:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    In the deep South, yes, using animals is preferred to use of the hand =))

    Seriously, though, I think we just have us some whack jobs. As it were. :doah:

    -- A
     
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    YEAH MARK!!!!and to think most nut's around here say they are part Indian.Right:surepal: and i'm the President of Venesuala:haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: mans best friend???
     

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