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tiny pianist

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by santana, Jan 10, 2006.

  1. santana

    santana 1/2 ton status

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    A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places
    the bag on the counter. the bartender walks up and asks what's in the
    bag.

    The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about
    one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the
    bag
    and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He
    reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench,
    which
    he places in front of the piano.

    The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a
    beautiful piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says
    the
    bartender.

    The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he
    pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here.
    Rub it."

    So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of
    smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you
    one wish. Just one wish each person is only allowed one!"

    The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I
    want a million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the
    bar.
    It is soon followed by another duck, then another. pretty soon, the
    entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

    The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your
    genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million
    ducks."

    "Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked
    for a 12 inch pianist!
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Thats good!:haha:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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