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tips for halloween

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BIG*RED, Oct 31, 2005.

  1. BIG*RED

    BIG*RED 1/2 ton status

    Mar 14, 2003
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    i heard these on the radio and they made me laugh, so i thought i would share with you.

    Tip 1. If your child starts to speak in latin, tie him up with some rope, because he might be possessed by demons. But if your child is Latin, give him a tortilla because he might be hungry.

    Tip 2. For the month of October, do not put any lotion on your body becasue some serial killer might want to use your soft, moist, skin to make himself a dress. If you do use lotion, make sure you always have a fat girl with you, because he can make a dress and some matching gloves with her skin.

    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    yeah i know, they are dumb, but still made me laugh.

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