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Tips to keep stitches from itching

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Aug 26, 2004.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    Just had surgery Tues to have this cyst (or whatever it was) removed from my face, now I have 14 stitches down my jawline and it itches like sand fleas on my 'taint. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    Any suggestions on stopping this itching?
     
  2. Shaggy

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    Get the scab nice and wet, then rub salt in it. That should make the itching go away, or at least cover it up. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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  4. gjk5

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    Nice.....


    Jackass.

    May a thousand chiggers infest your notcha and throw the party of a lifetime.
     
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    A BFH on your large right toe should take your mind off the itch. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  6. gjk5

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    Actually, I just took another vicodin, so what itch are we talking about? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Slather it in some sort of neosporin like stuff. i had 17 to put my lip back on, and 10 more to close my forhead, and i know what you mean about the itching. I used some stuff called fougera, and it helped the itching a lot. It should die down in a couple days, depending on how fast your facial hair grows. Thats what really makes it itch bad, after a little bit it gets long enough to not bother you.

    Or you could just keep taking pain pills /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I'm not even sure that I possess a notcha. [​IMG]
     
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    May a thousand chiggers infest your notcha and throw the party of a lifetime.

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    I'm not even sure that I possess a notcha. [​IMG]

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    Notcha ass, notcha balls...
     
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    I'm sure you do have one, unless you wipe the bottom of your balls every time you sh*t. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    I'm sure you do have one, unless you wipe the bottom of your balls every time you sh*t. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

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    Only when I have explosive diarrea.

    I've always called that little flap of skin a scootch, but it would technically be called the perineum. Although saying "I earnestly yearn for a massive assemblage of Trombicula doremi brennan to infest your perineal area and partake in festive merrymaking for an extended period of time" wouldn't have come off as witty. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    Hey, this is a 4x4 board....stop making with the smart talk /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
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    Actually; kudos, I thought that was quite witty. You must be pretty bored today to look all that up. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif


    t'aint has always been my favorite, but scootch is pretty good too.
     
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    Shaggs, Myself, and a few others have carte blanche on the more intellectual side of the verbal spectrum. Lexicons tumultuously brimming to a fervrent pitch and who's wells shall never be occluded.
     
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    Ahh; 'tis a fine line between verbose and eloquent my friend.
     
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    Ah, I went extravegant to be humorous

    Verbose, definately
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Ahh; 'tis a fine line between verbose and eloquent my friend.

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    BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! (that was funny, do it some more)I was gonna say, (from the mountain mans guide to pain relief) If you kick a black bear in the nuts, you won't worry about your stitches, itching, due to the omnivorous, Negra Ursus americanos, attempting to devour your glutimas maximas! /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     

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