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Tired & Overworked!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Apr 16, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Tired & Overworked!
    For a couple years I've been blaming it on
    lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job,
    but now I found out the real reason:
    I'm tired because I'm overworked!
    The population of this country is 237 million.
    104 million are retired.
    That leaves 133 million to do the work.
    There are 85 million in school,
    which leaves 48 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 29 million employed
    by the federal government,
    leaving 19 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the Armed Forces,
    which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
    Take from the total the 14,800,000 people
    who work for State and City Governments
    and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
    That leaves just two people to do the work.
    You and me.
    And YOU are sitting at your computer
    reading jokes...
     
  2. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> Sorry.
     
  3. LOL! i like that!
     
  4. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Ahhh...so that's why I have been so tired everyday at work. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    Good one though! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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  6. Prembird

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    You and me.
    And YOU are sitting at your computer
    reading jokes...

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    Actually there isnt anyone working since im reading it and your posting it.... ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!
     
  7. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    i was wondering when someone would say that /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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