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To be a Liberal

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by kennyw, Sep 5, 2003.

  1. kennyw

    kennyw N9PHW Premium Member

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    1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

    2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

    7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

    8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

    16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

    17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
     
  2. landsmasher

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    11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.


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    Who started the war in Iraq?
     
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  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.


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    Who started the war in Iraq?

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    Saddam Hussein..............
     
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    11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.


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    Who started the war in Iraq?

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    Saddam Hussein..............

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  8. landsmasher

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    Saddam Hussein..............


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    Ya but he's no liberal! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Saddam Hussein..............


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    Ya but he's no liberal! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    And your point would be????????????????

    Of course if you need some liberal name dropping on this issue, I'm sure we can throw Bill Clinton's name out there to chew on........................... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  10. landsmasher

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    He was too busy training the taliban and getting BJs to start a war.
     
  11. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    He was too busy training the taliban and getting BJs to start a war.

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    He had enough time to bomb Yugoslavia and drop a cruise missle on an aspirin factory in the Sudan /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    mmmmm asprin...
     
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    i dont like em. not one bit. thats it thats all i got. im out
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