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To Tom: I'm sorry

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 73k5blazer, Dec 11, 2006.

  1. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    For putting up a picture of a nude woman on our door with her vagina right in the door handle, thus preventing you from leaving the room for 2 days. I hope getting a failing grade on that exam didn't hold you back in life.
     
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    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    I gotta ask, what the hell???
     
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    Dear Tom,

    its your own fault you're going to fail in life if you stayed in the room for 2 days due to a vagina on your door. stop being a homo, the beaver oil factory will very rarely (if ever) hurt you.

    signed,
    Beater
     
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    ....Gentleman, explain.
     
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    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    It ain't the factory that hurts, it's the chamber inside that can do some damage. :deal:
     
  6. 73k5blazer

    73k5blazer Unplug the matrix cable from the back of your head Premium Member

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    That was our attitude, but Tom didn't see things that way. He really did fail an exam because he wouldn't leave.
    We had this roomate in college, got paired with him our freshman year, super intravert, religious type. We wanted him out, so we devised ways to make him seek other roomates. We put up a picture on the door, just like I said, and he wouldn't touch the door handle, thus he wouldn't leave the room. Literally. The bathrooms were common, so he actually pissed in his 2qt water bottle.
    We took it down after 2 days, knowing by then we were being cruel.

    I was just telling my wife the story, so I'd thought I'd share.

    He went room to room after that, looking for new roomates:
    Knock, Knock,
    "Hello, my name is Tom, my room was overbooked and I'm looking for new roomates. I like hiking, physics and soccer. I do not smoke. Would it be possible for me to stay here"

    Super smart though. Probably lead engineer for something making big bucks at this point.
     
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    Still funnay :haha:
     
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    THAT IS ****IN FUNNY!!!:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    probably married to one of those nymphomaniac dumb as a box of rocks but you want to fock her brains out anyways cheerleaders too.
     

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