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TOILET WISDOM

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    ~ TOILET WISDOM ~

    Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
    ----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
    are you?"
    --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
    and tired of putting up with her crap.
    ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
    North Carolina

    Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
    ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,
    Montana

    A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
    you're going to have trouble with it.
    ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

    No wonder you always go home alone.
    ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,
    Beverly Hills, CA

    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    --- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North
    Carolina.

    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
    ---The Irish Times, Washington, DC

    It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
    anywhere.
    ---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff,
    Arizona.

    If voting could really change things, it would be
    illegal.
    --- Revolution Books, New York, New York

    Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't
    die.
    ---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

    Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
    It makes them soggy and hard to light.
    ---The Janitor

    What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in
    your hands.
    ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
     
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    Z3PR Banned

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    In a department store's restroom (I saw you take that Sh*t, NOW PUT IT BACK) /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
    are you?"
    --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    This one is for RyanB.. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif
     
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    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    osha code #3759512.5 "all turds over 8" long must be lowered by hand due to toxic splashback"
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    DON'T SNIFF THE BLUE WATER!!! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

    on a condom dispenser: This gum tastes like sheeit
     
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    <font color="blue"> Another one ...

    My wife follows me everywhere.

    then written below...

    No, I don't ! </font color>
     
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