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TOP 10 DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Oct 3, 2003.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    1. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny!!

    2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly

    who's walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it.

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew

    your stuff up when you're not home.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a

    proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I

    freak out every time we go back. (Damn, sure makes sense to me)

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I

    haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the

    truth. You're just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile!
     
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    MTBLAZER89 3/4 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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