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Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jjlaughner, May 30, 2004.

  1. jjlaughner

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    Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women:

    #10 - You Can Trade An Old 44 For A New 22
    #9 - You Can Keep One Handgun At Home, And Have Another For When You're On The Road.
    #8 - If You Admire A Friend's Handgun, And Tell Him So, He Will Probably Let You Try It
    Out A Few Times.
    #7 - Your Primary Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Keep Another Handgun For A Back Up
    #6 - Your Handgun Will Stay With You Even If You Run Out Of Ammo.
    #5 - A Handgun Doesn't Take Up A Lot Of Closet Space.
    #4 - Handguns Function Normally Every Day Of The Month.
    #3 - A Handgun Doesn't Ask, "Do These New Grips Make Me Look Fat?"
    #2 - A Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Go To Sleep After You Use It.
    And, The Number One Reason A Handgun Is Favored Over A Woman...
    #1 - You Can Buy A Silencer For A Handgun!
     
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    #1 - You Can Buy A Silencer For A Handgun!

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    #4 - Handguns Function Normally Every Day Of The Month.


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    Should have a little thing on the end, "and if they don't, you give them a quick cleaning and they do, that simple."
     
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    this is probley my favorite
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    #8 - If You Admire A Friend's Handgun, And Tell Him So, He Will Probably Let You Try It
    Out A Few Times.


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    #8 - If You Admire A Friend's Handgun, And Tell Him So, He Will Probably Let You Try It
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