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Top 10 reasons you know you love your K5 more than Women.

Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by 76chevy, Jun 26, 2001.

  1. 76chevy

    76chevy 1/2 ton status

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    10. When someone says check out those headlight you ask if they are hallogens.

    9. When someone points out a big rack, you just say "Mine holds a highlift Jack, lights and a shovel".

    8. When someone says rocker knockers, you get excited to see how they protect against body damage.

    7. When someone says get the strap, you grab the big fat yellow one instead of the skinny black one.

    6. When someone asks where your wench is, you reply on the front of your Blazer.

    5. You massage your Blazer instead of your girlfriend.

    4. When you go out for a date, you take your blazer to the local offroad area and leave your woman at home to watch the kids.

    3. When buying lingerie for your woman, they ask what size of bra and you reply, full size 1/2 ton.

    2. For an extra special mood enhancer you apply 10W40 instead of cologne.

    1. When someone asks if you want to see pictures of girls in a Blazer, you click on the link and ask "Where is the Blazer?".

    If your offended, this is all in fun, so don't slaughter me for this.

    This was in return to a post about seeing a picture of girls in a blazer.



    <font color=red>Spirit of 76</font color=red><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by 76chevy on 06/26/01 03:50 PM (server time).</FONT></P>
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! most of those are true

    77blazer see it at<A target="_blank" HREF=http://community.webshots.com/user/ssmith6333>http://community.webshots.com/user/ssmith6333</A>
     
  3. kpanza

    kpanza 1/2 ton status

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    LMAOROTF!!!! [​IMG] That was great, and kind of scary that some of those apply!! ha,ha
     
  4. Pugsley

    Pugsley 1/2 ton status

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    WAY too many of those fit me.....[​IMG]

    If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all[​IMG]
    <A target="_blank" HREF=http://pugsley.alloffroad.com>http://pugsley.alloffroad.com</A>
     
  5. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    LMAO.....




    <A target="_blank" HREF=http://community.webshots.com/user/vwryda>http://community.webshots.com/user/vwryda</A>
     
  6. solowookie

    solowookie 1/2 ton status

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    lmao... we need LOTs more of this kinda stuff!!

    [​IMG] <font color=blue> Jeff </font color=blue> [​IMG]
     
  7. MaxCrack

    MaxCrack 1/2 ton status

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    LMAO Bra for a fullsize half ton...I'm trying to imagine a woman that it would fit...LOL



    That's because I'm the devil.
     
  8. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    I love it!!! [​IMG]

    Still ROTFLMFAO!!! [​IMG]

    <font color=red>I m so we Todd did.
    I m sofa king we Todd did.</font color=red>
     
  9. muddin4fun

    muddin4fun 3/4 ton status

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    Well, I can safely say that I love my blazer more than any woman.

    Is there something wrong with giving your blazer a massage?

    <font color=purple>Have you hugged your K5 today?</font color=purple>
     
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    CV202 1/2 ton status

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    Full size half ton....ROTFLMAO!!!

    Why do people keep calling it a Bronco!!!!! [​IMG]
     
  11. TX Mudder

    TX Mudder 1/2 ton status

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    So I'm not the only one who has read a car/truck magazine and wished the model would move her leg so I could see more of the engine...?
    LMAO
    -- Mike
     
  12. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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    LOL! Pretty good! Nice replies, Muddin and TXMudder!

    Ratch
    **<A target="_blank" HREF=http://k5.8m.com>http://k5.8m.com</A> What more is there to life?**
     
  13. blazerbum

    blazerbum Registered Member

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    very good that should be the k5's 10 commandments . theres now a copy on my tool box .
     
  14. 76chevy

    76chevy 1/2 ton status

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    Here is one more.

    When a woman tells you her measurments, you immedietly think tire size and suspension travel.

    <font color=red>Spirit of 76</font color=red>
     
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    These are really great, but too many of them fit the bill to a T. Still trying to imagine that full 1/2 ton. LMAO

    k5woody I Don't Understand The Jeep Thing Either!!!
     

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