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TOP 17 BUMPER STICKERS

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Mar 25, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    TOP 17 BUMPER STICKERS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE

    17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an [censored].

    16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

    15. The proctologist called...they found your head.

    14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

    13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

    12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

    11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

    10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

    9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

    8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people - "Everybody But Me."

    7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

    6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

    5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

    4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

    3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

    2. Hang up and drive!! AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!

    1. Welcome to America...now speak English!!
     
  2. Ddragggon

    Ddragggon 1/2 ton status

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    on that line of thought, I've got a couple I have/had on my trucks that I find amusing...

    -0 to 60 in 5 minutes
    -Cancer cures Smoking
    -honk if parts fall off
    -if you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
    -the whole worlds going to hell, and I'm driving the bus!

    not a bumper sticker, but rather the back of a bikers shirt:
    -if you can read this, the B*@ch fell off

    -Rich
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  4. 4x4dreamer

    4x4dreamer 1/2 ton status

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    I always liked "Honk if your horn is broken"
     
  5. 83ZZ502_Jimmy

    83ZZ502_Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people - "Everybody But Me."

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    I love that one. It so applies to me. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    John /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  6. ChevyCaGal

    ChevyCaGal 3/4 ton status

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    -honk if parts fall off


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    LOL, I need this for my peeon and truck. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  7. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    Some of my fav's...
    Save the Whales, Harpoon a fat chick
    No fat chicks,or my sh!t will scrap
    F*ck you,you f*cking,f*ck

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  8. K5Jimmy

    K5Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    To All You Virgins...Thanks For Nothing
     
  9. BowtieGuy3

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    I've always heald a special place in my heart for these:
    "As a matter of fact, I do [censored] on the 1st date"
    And...
    "DIVORCE: The [censored] you get for the [censored] you got"
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  10. jjlaughner

    jjlaughner 3/4 ton status

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  11. Seventy4Blazer

    Seventy4Blazer 3/4 ton status

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    i have had all of these on my truck at one time or another. a few of them got my truck keyed. to some for good reason. to me, just another reason to beat an ass.
    *i wasnt in Nam, but i support abortion
    *vasectomy prevents abortion
    *god is comming, stick out your tounge
    *mean people suck, nice peopel swallow, i just kill
    *fu*k you you fuc*n fu*k
    *JUST DIE!

    grant
     
  12. EDdaTREE

    EDdaTREE 1/2 ton status

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    How's about..."Can't you be just as STUPID in the SLOW LANE?" /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
     
  13. Okiemuddog

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    I don't know my favorites are.......
    1.I got a boat for my wife.... I think it was a good trade.
    2. I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better.
    3. Unless you are a hemroid, get off my a$$.
    4. Keep honking, I am reloading.
    5. Don't laugh mister..your daughter is in here.
    6. my other car is a car too
    7. don't like my driving..stay off the sidewalk
    8, driver caries no cash.... married
    9. of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most
    10. you are just jealous the voices talk to me.
    11. save a tree eat a beaver
    12. horn broke...watch for finger
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  14. zcarczar

    zcarczar 1/2 ton status

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    I saw this one today "Sterilize stupid people" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  15. Zeus33rd

    Zeus33rd Smarter than you GMOTM Winner

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    ~Bad Cop!No Donut!~
     
  16. johnnieg

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    Bumper sticker if a ricer is honking at you
    "Keep honking. I'm locking into 4LO" /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif
     
  17. uglychevyZZ4

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    1- N<font color="blue">O</font> <font color="blue">J</font>USTICE
    2- the genepool needs chlorine
    3- this jacked up beast brakes hard for dumbasses
    4- lose your cat? ..check my tread!
    5- a$$, grass, or gas, nobody rides for free
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  18. JDBlazer454

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    1. Caution: Driver just doesn't give a sh!t anymore (on my beat up nissan with a bashed in door)

    2. If you can read this flip me over (upside down on a lifted Explorer)

    3. If size doesn't matter then how come I'm so popular?

    Just a few of my fav's. The above are hilarious /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  19. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    I always liked the classic "I'll forgive Jane Fonda when the Jews forgive Hitler" one. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    j
     
  20. Goober

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    11. save a tree eat a beaver

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