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Top 5 WTF questions for roommate

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thezentree, Dec 29, 2006.

  1. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    1.) Any particular reasoning behind the 4ft (yes, I measured) tall pile of blankets on the couch?
    2.) Is that nuclear waste in the bowl in your room?
    3.) What's with the stilletto heels on the kitchen table?
    4.) Was it really necessary to disassemble the TV?
    5.) Why is there a steak knife and a screwdriver in the freezer?

    God that kid is weird.
     
  2. BoondocK5

    BoondocK5 1 ton status Author

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    Time for the ball gag and chain cuffs!
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Tell him you lit the last one on fire. Light matches for no reason. Carry a can of gas back and forth.
     
  4. Confedneck79K30

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    pace with a mason jar with water in it and a wet rag out the top, then keep flicking a zippo...
     
  5. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Hmmmmm. That sounds like part of the aftermath at the Unangst house when grandma takes the kids for the weekend........:woot:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Where is that "worthless without pics" smilie when you need it?:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    "daddy, why are mommy's CFM shoes next to my s'getti"??
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Pics, schmics. I prefer the video footage.........:whistle:
     
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    L.M.A.O. :haha: :bow: :haha: :bow: :haha: !!
     
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    He must be a tweeker.
     
  11. thezentree

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    Oh, I found a pizza pan under the couch cushions too.
     
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    My kinda guy , I have plenty of Vodka here for ya when ever you can make it down to the AZ :D
     
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    Who you gonna call?


    TWEAKERNATOR!
     
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    :haha: :waytogo: :haha: Confedneck79k30, you say, write and do some funny a$$ sh!t on this site!!!!:D :bow: :rotfl:
     
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    here to entertain...
     
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    Does he steal stuff?
     
  17. iwaxmyjimmy

    iwaxmyjimmy College web wheeler Premium Member

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    my roommate is weird but no that bad lol of course he bought a home stereo head unit last night. u know like the kind u have to buy the radio, cd player, type player all seperate, and can be set up for sourround sound? well he has 2 crappy stereo speakers, from his boombox in his room, hooked to it. and i was like the heck are u doing that for. also hes got 2 fish and a snake. but he drives a dodge so it explains all of it.
     
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    only some of it.. dodge uses cummins...
     
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    iwaxmyjimmy College web wheeler Premium Member

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    it uses them it doesnt produce them lol but yeah hes a stupid mopar, wanna-be, freak. he works at madis and he think shes the man w/ ASE brakes certificate lol.
     

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