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Train Ride

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Corey 78K5, May 17, 2005.

  1. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked the entire
    >length
    >looking for a seat, but the only seat was taken by a well-dressed,
    >middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked,
    >"Ma'am"
    >may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no
    >one
    >in particular. "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that
    >seat.
    >The marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
    >under that dog. " Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
    >She
    >snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
    >This
    >time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog,
    >tossed it out the train window and sat down. The woman shrieked,
    >"Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"
    >An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans
    >often
    >seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork
    >in
    >the wrong hand. You drive your motor cars on the wrong side of the
    >road.
    >And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."
     
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    Well that got put in e-mails. :)
     
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    Ha ha ha ,,,SEE-VU-PLAY,, or whatever the heck they call it, that was funny , you bozo :grin: :haha:
     
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