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True Meanings Of Male Statements

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  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    True Meanings Of Male Statements

    Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
    True Meaning: "I'm poor."

    Statement: "I need you."
    True Meaning: "My hand is tired."

    Statement: "I am different from all the other guys."
    True Meaning: "I am not circumcised."

    Statement: "I want a commitment."
    True Meaning: "I'm sick of masturbation."

    Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
    True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't
    rejected me."

    Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
    True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

    Statement: "It's just orange juice, try it."
    True Meaning: "Three more shots, and she'll have her
    legs around my head."

    Statement: "She's kinda cute."
    True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a
    pillow over the head might be necessary."

    Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
    True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

    Statement: "I miss you so much."
    True Meaning: "I am so horny that my male roommate is
    starting to look good."

    Statement: "Was it good for you?"
    True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

    Statement: "How do I compare with all your other
    boyfriends?"
    True Meaning: "Is my penis really that small?"

    Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
    True Meaning: "Who the hell are you?"

    Statement: "Do you love me?"
    True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might
    find out."

    Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
    True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're
    going to find out sooner or later."

    Statement: "How much do you love me?"
    True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and
    someone's on their way to tell you by now."

    Statement: "I have something to tell you."
    True Meaning: "Get tested."

    Statement: "I'll give you a call."
    True Meaning: "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by
    wild dogs than see you again."

    Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
    True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was
    drunk."

    Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
    True Meaning: "You're ugly."

    Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
    True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

    Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call
    me later?"
    True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
     
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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Statement: "I have something to tell you."
    True Meaning: "Get tested."

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    <font color="blue">I love tis one ! </font color>
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    so what are you saying riz you have had to use that one??????? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif j/k /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    <font color="blue">No, just love it ....... I knew a lot of friends like that though . </font color>
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lol just messing with you /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    <font color="blue"> I know you .......... I expect that ....... It's all good ....... You seen some of the posts Wes and I have going back and forth ? It's great to rib each other ! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif </font color>
     

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