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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BigMac, Nov 5, 2002.

  1. BigMac

    BigMac 1/2 ton status

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    an oldie...



    A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on
    the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.The man
    reaches into the bag and pulling out a little man, about one foothigh, and
    he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and this time pulls
    out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the
    bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench,which he placed in front of
    the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing piece by
    Mozart."Where on earth did you get that?" Says the bartender.The man
    responded by reaching into the paper bag, but this time he pulls out a magic
    lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."So the bartender
    rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke,then a beautiful genie
    is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish,"shesays.The bartender
    gets excited by having a wish from a real genie. He had always dreamed about
    it, but now it's actually happening. So without even hesitating, he says: "I
    want a million bucks."The genie nods her head and disappears in another gust
    of smoke. A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon
    followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is
    filled with ducks.The bartender turns to the man and says: Y'know, I think
    your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million
    ducks.""I know" says the man "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch
    pianist?"
     
  2. Scooter

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    Here's one my wife just sent me ..


    There is a new study out about women. The results were pretty interesting.

    85% of women think their ass is too big.......

    10% of women think their ass is too little......

    The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
     
  3. BigMac

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    lol I guess I should send that to my wife to see how she feels about her "ass"..
     

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