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Turkey Day Wheeling

Discussion in 'The Garage' started by wayne, Nov 27, 2002.

  1. wayne

    wayne 3/4 ton status

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    As you are feasting on a wonderful meal this Thanksgiving, imagine if
    you
    will, you are only two inches tall traversing the Mini-Turkey Rubicon.
    As you winch yourself over the Mashed potatoes, you eye up a deep gravy
    crossing, thankful for the new bendable straw snorkel, you forge
    through the
    gravy with no problem, even the lumps are no match for your 0.33 Mud
    tires. Soon you see Turkey Back, one of the most difficult parts,
    crawling
    over the drumstick you carefully avoid the giblets (although you may go
    back
    later.) Now all that money in gears and lockers are worth it. Over the
    breast you climb all the way to the wishbone! You made it! but going
    back is
    even tougher. You choose an alternate route taking the wing for an
    off camber thrill. As you find yourself stuck in the stuffing, you pull
    out
    your trusty winch cable and bring yourself to the edge of the green
    been
    casserole. Remembering to tread lightly, you barely disturb the lush
    green
    vegetation pleasing the surrounding tree huggers. Finding your way
    across
    the table, you climb the rock pile of buns, you occasionally loose
    traction
    on the butter spills left behind by the carnage of less
    prepared and less skilled drivers. Suddenly snap! you too join the list
    of
    broken axles.Fortunately you find a toothpick and get yourself rolling
    again.
    Sadly you
    find that Pumpkin Pie is now closed due to Clinton land grabs so you
    head to
    the RTI Spatula to flex your suspension. Then you decide to skip
    cranberry
    hill and call it a day.

    Now that you have read this, you will never look at a Thanksgiving
    Dinner
    the same way again.

    Happy Thanksgiving

    This was sent to me by a friend of mine and I thought I'de share it. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

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  2. BigBurban350

    BigBurban350 1/2 ton status

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    Are you going to the mounds in Michigan on turkey day?
     
  3. BowtieBlazer

    BowtieBlazer 1/2 ton status

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  4. GMslave

    GMslave 1/2 ton status

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    Pretty sure I'm going. If you see a seriously ugly, multi colored, road rage diffusing front bumpered /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif, on 35 Boggers, it's me. Flag me down. Chances are I won't be wheeling much anyway. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
  5. wayne

    wayne 3/4 ton status

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    Nope, going to Mom and Dads for dinner. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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