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Turner Brown

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Apr 22, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

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    A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge
    guy standing next to him.

    The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7
    feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."

    The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor.

    The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and
    shaking him. He asks "Are you okay?"

    In a very weak voice the little
    guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you
    just say to me?"

    The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just
    figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
    me."

    "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh
    3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

    The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said, Turn Around."
     
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