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Turner Brown

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 23, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > >A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big
    >huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring
    at
    >him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis,
    testicles
    >weigh 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." The small guy just faints dead away
    and
    >falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by
    slapping
    >his face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice
    the
    >little guys says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The
    big
    >dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just I'd give
    you
    >the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall,
    >weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each,
    and my
    >name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you
    said
    >'Turn Around!'"
     

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