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Turner Brown

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Nov 21, 2003.

  1. Chevit

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    >>A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy
    >>standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
    >>looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2
    >>pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
    >>
    >>The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
    >>and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you
    >>alright?"
    >>
    >>In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did
    >>you say?"
    >>
    >>The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd
    >>just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me.
    >>I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
    >>testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
    >>

    The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'
     
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