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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS "Blazer Style"

Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by mudfanatic, Dec 16, 2000.

  1. mudfanatic

    mudfanatic 1/2 ton status

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    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS "Blazer Style"

    'Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the trails, Every Jeep
    was
    stranded, Their progress like snails.

    They had no shovels, No rope and no winch, No CB, no cell-phone, To get
    out
    of their pinch.

    When out from a mud pit, There arose such a clatter; All the 'wheelers
    came
    running
    To see what was the matter.

    I saw some poor Jeep All covered in crud; He had blown his motor trying
    to
    gett free of the mud.

    As he stood there I noticed His glowing red face, And I knew in an
    instant
    He wanted out of this place.

    I glanced at his roof, It was all I could see; He pleaded for help From
    my
    winch and from me.

    So I sprang to the front Of my trusty old toy, Spooled out the winch
    cable,
    Said "Hook 'er up, boy!"

    He went for a swim In the watery hell, and I laughed as he turned brown,
    And
    started to smell.

    He hooked up the cable to his buried front hook, I put a coat on the
    line
    Like it says in the book.

    I winched him out quickly, A very fast session; And I charged him a
    C-note,
    To teach him a lesson.

    I then drove my Blazer K5 through the same mud and same muck; No problem for
    me,
    'Cause I had a REAL truck!

    I wound down my window as I drove out of sight, And smugly yelled
    "Next time Stay home Christmas night!"

    <font color=red>get involved with land issues or lose the land</font color=red>
     
  2. AJMBLAZER

    AJMBLAZER Better to be lucky than good. Premium Member

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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    1992 Blazer Sport, 350 TBI, 4L60, 3" Flowmaster, K&N, 3" Rancho, 285/75R16 on 16x8 Baja's[​IMG]
     
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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    sweet.

    --matt

    shaggyk5

    aint nuthin in the world like a heavy chevy!!
     
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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    That is the $hit. I am still laughing.
     
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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    Nice one!!!
     
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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    That's beautiful man.... *sniff*, *sniff*.
    I'm going to go hug my Blazer now !!!!

    (updated) http://www.rocko.coloradok5.com
     
  8. mudhog

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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    that is just to funny

    s.smith 77blazer lookin 4 mud
     
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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    Another one for the garage wall! Great poem man!!!!!

    - Bryan

    [​IMG]http://www.ncclassics.com
     
  10. James90

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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    man that is some good stuff I have got to print like 300 copyes of that hahahahahahaha [​IMG][​IMG]

    [​IMG]Go prepared

    http://www.trailblazer90.coloradok5.com
     
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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    Excellent!!!
     
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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    chevrolet, chevrolet,
    chevy all the way,
    oh what fun it is to drive
    a blazer every day.

    splashing through the mud...
    climbing all the hills...
    the only thing that sucks at all
    is paying the gas bills!

    your blazer is quite large
    it'll carry all your gear
    best of all, almost all the parts
    will swap from year to year.

    chevrolet, chevrolet,
    chevy all the way,
    oh what fun it is to drive
    a blazer every day.

    the windows roll down slow
    most parts i can't afford
    but even if i have to push the beast
    it sure beats driving a ford!

    the cops say its too high
    the neighbors say its loud
    but when its time to hit the trails
    she always leads the crowd

    chevrolet, chevrolet,
    chevy all the way,
    oh what fun it is to drive
    a blazer every day.

    <font color=purple>delta9blazer</font color=purple>
     
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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    you guys dont stay up at night thinking this stuff up do you?......just kidding good quality stuff!
     
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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    I emailed this to all of my J**P friends - they're all pissed at me - sending derogatory replies!!! LOL !!!!

    behemoth K5
     
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    Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS \"Blazer Style\"

    I live, eat, sleep Blazers.. Ask Cheri "rockosangel".. she says I talk about my 83 Blazer in my sleep !!!!
    Beautiful poems guys.. keep up the great work.

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