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TwistedHumor.com Funnies of the Day - June 10, 2002

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    TwistedHumor.com Funnies of the Day - June 10, 2002


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    Cookies

    Rated G

    Tell me something," asked Joe "how many cookies can you eat on an
    empty stomach, Pete?"

    Pete thought for a while and answered, "Five, I think!"

    "Wrong," said Joe, "because your stomach is no longer empty after
    you've eaten your first one. So the other four don't count! Gotcha, ha,
    ha!"

    Pete, the dud, was impressed. I must try it on my wife, he thought to
    himself.

    "Honey, how many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach?"

    "Two", came the answer.

    "Aw shucks, hon. if you had said five, I would have told you a good
    one!"


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    Image of the Day - June 10, 2002
    Priceless Soccer
    Rated R
    http://www.twistedhumor.com/pi/2002/jun/10.php


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    QUICKIES - Rated G

    Bill went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book
    called:
    "How to master Your Wife".
    Salesgirl said: "Our science fiction section is upstairs."

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    Program File of the Day - June 10, 2002:
    Dogs Can Do It
    Rated R EXE 97KB
    Do you ever wish you could lick your balls like a dog?
    A TwistedHumor.com Exclusive.
    http://www.twistedhumor.com/pp/2002/jun/10.php


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