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TwistedHumor.com Funnies of the Day - June 13, 2002

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jun 13, 2002.

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    An Insect Falls Into A Mug of Beer

    Rated PG

    Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.

    Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.

    Eats the insect and throws the beer away.

    Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a
    new mug of beer.

    Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to
    Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the
    American to buy one more mug of beer.


    Image of the Day - June 13, 2002
    A Bar For Women
    Rated R


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    QUICKIES - Rated G

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