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TwistedHumor.com Funnies of the Day - June 20, 2002

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jun 20, 2002.

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    DO YOU HAVE A LARGE FAT ASS?
    http://twistedhumor.com/slink/adlink.php?02-06-20-Viva_1

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    Liberace

    Rated PG-13

    So, Liberace goes to the Doctor for his physical. After the exam the
    Doctor comes in and says,

    "You've got six weeks to live."

    Liberace asks, "How do you know this?"

    The Doctor tells him, "During the exam a hamster crawled out of your
    ass, saw his shadow, and went back in."


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    QUICKIES - Rated G

    It was so cold last winter.
    How cold was it?
    I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!

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    Program File of the Day - June 20, 2002:
    Doctor Translator
    Rated G EXE 89KB
    Ever wonder what your Doctor is trying to tell you?
    Click here to find out what he really means.
    http://www.twistedhumor.com/pp/2002/jun/20.php


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