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TwistedHumor.com Funnies of the Day - June 24, 2002

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jun 24, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

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    Come This Way

    Rated R

    A young lady says to a salesman, "I need some batteries for my
    vibrator."

    He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."

    She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a [censored] vibrator."


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    QUICKIES - Rated G

    An Indian goes into a fancy restaurant and the Maitre'd asks the Indian,
    "Do you have a reservation?"

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    Program File of the Day - June 24, 2002:
    Friendly Skies
    Rated R EXE 93KB
    What happens when you are a minority and the airplane you are in is
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