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TwistedHumor.com Funnies of the Day - May 16, 2002

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 16, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Babies

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    Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and baby stork. The
    baby stork is crying so the father stork is trying to calm him.

    "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing
    people babies and making them happy."

    The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting
    in the nest, and the baby stork is crying again. The mother says,

    "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's
    bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."

    A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate because their son
    has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns
    and the parents ask him where he's been all night.

    The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college
    students!"


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    Image of the Day - May 16, 2002
    Piceless! - Night Out With The Girls
    Rated PG-13
    http://www.twistedhumor.com/pi/2002/may/16.php


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    How much does the car of your dreams cost?
    http://twistedhumor.com/slink/adlink.php?02-05-16-__ABT4


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    QUICKIES - Rated G

    Q: How many O.J. jurors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: None. They voted that it was 'not dark'.

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    Program File of the Day - May 16, 2002: Oral Sex
    Rated R EXE 96KB
    A priest, a janitor and an old lady...
    A TwistedHumor.com Exclusive.
    http://www.twistedhumor.com/pp/2002/may/16.php


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    ROFLMFAO..." two snicker bars and a coke.../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif...
     
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    I thought that was funny too. Gotta love Twisted Humor !!!!!
     

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