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TwistedHumor.com Funnies of the Day - May 30, 2002

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 30, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

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    Does your ass look larger than you want it to?
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    What is a Canadian?

    Rated G

    A Canadian is someone who drinks Brazilian coffee from an English
    teacup and munches a French pastry while sitting on their Danish
    furniture having just come home from an Italian movie in their German
    car.

    He/She picks up their Japanese pen and writes to their Member of
    Parliament to complain about the American take-over of the Canadian
    publishing business.


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    Image of the Day - May 30, 2002
    Sexual Calorie Counter
    Rated R
    http://www.twistedhumor.com/pi/2002/may/30.php


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    QUICKIES - Rated PG

    Q: Did you hear about Lisa Lopes'accident?
    A: Apparently, when they found her body, she was hanging out the
    passenger side of her best friend's ride!

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    Program File of the Day - May 30, 2002: The Shy Guy
    Rated R EXE 97KB
    How to pick people up in a bar.
    A TwistedHumor.com Exclusive.
    http://www.twistedhumor.com/pp/2002/may/30.php


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