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Two Prostitutes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Dec 12, 2002.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."
    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
    "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled.
    "Their sign pertains to religion."
    So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
    The following day found the same Police Officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when the noticed the new sign which now read: "TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif hehe, but that kinda sounds like they're looking for "peter." So the sing should read.. is peter seeking 2 fallen angles. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. shewheeler

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    hey, I don't write 'em, I just post 'em/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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