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TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Apr 27, 2004.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
    > > >
    > > > Question 1:
    > > >
    > > > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
    who
    > > > were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
    > > > syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Question 2:
    > > >
    > > > It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
    Here
    > > > are the facts about the three leading candidates..
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Candidate A -
    > > >
    > > > Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
    > > > He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
    > >martinis
    > > > a day.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Candidate B -
    > > >
    > > > He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
    > > > college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Candidate C -
    > > >
    > > > He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
    an
    > > > occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
    > > >
    > > > Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > ----------------------------------------------
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    > > > Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
    > > > Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
    > >you
    > > > just killed Beethoven.
    > > >
    > > > Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
    > >someone.
    > > >
    > > > Never be afraid to try something new.
    > > >
    > > > Remember:
    > > >
    > > > Amateurs built the Ark
    > > >
    > > > Professionals built the Titanic
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > and in case you never saw this one......
    > > >
    > > > Can you imagine working for a company that has! a little more than 500
    > > > employees and has the following statistics:
    > > >
    > > > * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    > > > * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    > > > * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    > > > * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    > > > * 3 have done time for assault
    > > > * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    > > > * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    > > > * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    > > > * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    > > > * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
    > > >
    > > > Can you guess which organization this is?
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Give up yet?
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
    > > > idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
    > >the
    > > > rest of us in line.
    > > >
    > > > You gotta pass this on.....
     
  2. 55Willy

    55Willy 3/4 ton status

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    wow, I'v seen the 1st part before but never the congress part. /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
  3. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

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    yeah never see the congress part either
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Before I disappear for a couple of days (don't have ISP at the new house yet, getting it on Thursday), I'm just gonna have to throw out a R on this one............

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  5. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

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    helps that hitler wasn't married /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif he just had a [darn] buddy
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Hitler was married a very short while

    Hitler would have been one of the worlds greatest remebered leaders if he hadn'y been into eugenics
     
  7. bigyellowjimmy

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Hitler would have been one of the worlds greatest remebered leaders if he hadn'y been into eugenics

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Or if he wasnt a hateful, evil murderer.
     
  8. SlyDog

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    Remember:

    Amateurs built the Ark

    Professionals built the Titanic

    [/ QUOTE ]

    The "Amateurs" had God behind them /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif Amazing how much that helps /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
     
  9. 84gmcjimmy

    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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    I got the first part in a email from a friend once. Pretty weird! The second part though /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
  10. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    wow, that's cool info. any other trivia bro?? /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     

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