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typical forum first posts

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CyberSniper, Sep 16, 2004.

  1. CyberSniper

    CyberSniper 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    delete it if it's a repost... I don't do the lounge that often...


    Typical first-posts on car forums:

    Mercedes forum
    - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.
    How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

    Bentley Forums
    - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I
    have a record and I ain't going back.

    Mustang (Chevelle )forums
    -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    Civic forums
    -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    VW Bug forum
    - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

    Yugo Forum
    - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - Wind noise around 210MPH

    Miata forums
    - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - Are gas prices going down any time soon?

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

    BMW 7-series forum
    - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Buick Forum
    - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Toyota Echo forum
    - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

    Ferrari forums
    - Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Saturn forums
    - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar
    - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mini
    - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

    Fiat forum
    -Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Chevy pickup forum
    - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

    SRT Forums..
    "Will this void my warranty"

    RX7 Forums
    - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Vette Forums
    -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

    Ford 2.3 forums
    -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start
     
  2. 55Willy

    55Willy 3/4 ton status

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  3. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

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    QUOTE; some punk kid in an F16 tried to race me! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif the one about 2.3 ltr furds was funny and TRUE, TOO!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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  5. Beast388

    Beast388 1/2 ton status

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    -I've already replaced my transmission 6 times......should I replace it again?

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    chevyfumes Court jester

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  7. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    You for got one...


    CK5 Forum:
    delete it if it's a repost... I don't do the lounge that often...
     
  8. stretch67

    stretch67 1/2 ton status

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    maybe those aren't tobacco stains! /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
  9. nc87k5

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    - How come people don't never pass me on the highway?


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    Hummer forum
    - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.


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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif I liked these, but all of them were pretty cool!
     
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    Volvo forum
    - What's this switch on the left side of my dash do?
     
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    - Gay male seeks committed relationship, or one night stand.


    Edited version...(damn spell check!)
     
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    Hahahahahha a good relationship or furniture, hahahahahaha
     
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    mosesburb For Rent Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Generic Subaru Forum:

    -GWF seeking Butch to take this new brute of a Forester out to a paved parking lot near a trailhead.
     
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