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Ugh...Blondes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 24, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    A girl came skipping home from school one day.

    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
    could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the
    other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

    "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

    "No Honey, it's because you're 24."
     
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    I dont get it. Is it because im blonde?
     
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    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    [highjack on]

    let me add this one


    Blonde in Drugstore to Buy Rectum Deodorant
    A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

    The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

    Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

    "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

    "But I always get it here," says the blonde.

    "Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist "YES!", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

    She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her

    "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

    Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container...

    "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."



    [highjack off]
     
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    LMAO
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