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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Mar 12, 2004.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    BITTE

    UND HALLO

    ICH ESSE MEINE KATZE

    JA, VIE GHETS?

    DANKE SHÖN......

    That's about all I remember of my one year of German class... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    test forum is farther down Carl... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/hack.gif
     
  3. Capman2k

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    Ummmmmmmmmm yeah.... okay........

    So I rented Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life again last night... what a grand film...

    Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good... If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate... Let the something something spill theirs on rocks and hills.... yeah, I don't know how it goes...

    I want you to sell me a condom, for I am a Protestant.

    We've come for your liver.
    But I'm not dead yet.
    Oh, no one survives our operation.

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  4. Capman2k

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    AHA!!!

    Every Sperm is Sacred
    There are Jews in the world.
    There are Buddhists.
    There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
    There are those that follow Mohammed, but
    I've never been one of them.

    I'm a Roman Catholic,
    And have been since before I was born,
    And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
    They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

    You don't have to be a six-footer.
    You don't have to have a great brain.
    You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
    A Catholic the moment Dad came,

    Because

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    Let the heathen spill theirs
    On the dusty ground.
    God shall make them pay for
    Each sperm that can't be found.

    Every sperm is wanted.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood.

    Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
    Spill theirs just anywhere,
    But God loves those who treat their
    Semen with more care.

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood!

    Every sperm is useful.
    Every sperm is fine.
    God needs everybody's.
    Mine! And mine! And mine!

    Let the Pagan spill theirs
    O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
    God shall strike them down for
    Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood.

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite iraaaaate!
     
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    Monty Python rocks... /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    I ate my Cat? Or is it I Eat P---y?
     
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    I have the meaning of life, life of brain and the hunt for the holy grail.... I really like th emovies but can't watch monty pythons flying circus for some reason /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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    the only one i like is Life Of Brian. That movie is great!!

    Nick
     
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    Du brauchst große Hilfe, mein verrückter Freund. Ich würde dich helfen, aber ich weiß nicht, wie ich dich helfen könnte. Wenn du ein Übersetzer benutzt, um diesen Satz zu übersetzen, dann bist du ein großer dummer Vixer.
     
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    ummmmmmmmmm....... yeah...... /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif Maybe I shoulda stuck with it after the first year /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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