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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Jan 11, 2004.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

    Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles
    are
    always white?

    Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that

    something new to eat will have materialized?

    On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How
    many
    pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in
    that
    slot?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
    vacuum
    cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
    give
    their vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first
    try?

    How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

    Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your

    clothes would they eventually just disappear?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
    shopping
    cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'Its all right." It
    isn't
    all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

    Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top
    you
    always think there's still one more step?

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
    off
    the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash
    pickup
    is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

    In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
    when
    we complained about the heat?

    Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just
    as
    needy throughout the rest of the year?

    Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and
    deep
    wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are
    deathly
    ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

    How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

    If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your
    wife
    told you to?
     
  2. MTBLAZER89

    MTBLAZER89 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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