Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

Unbelievable

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Dec 23, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2002
    Posts:
    20,073
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Salem, Or.
    > Two Hunters from Michigan (a true story) .................
    > This is from a radio program, a true report of an
    > incident in Michigan:
    >
    > A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator SUV
    > for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments.
    >
    > He and a friend go duck hunting in the winter,
    > and of course all the lakes are frozen over.
    > These two guys go out on the lake with their
    > guns, a dog, and the new Vehicle.
    >
    > They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready.
    > Now, they want to make some kind of a natural
    > landing area for the ducks, something for the
    > decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large
    > enough to look like something a wandering duck
    > would fly down and land on; it's going to
    > take a little more effort than an ice hole drill.
    >
    > So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes
    > a stick of dynamite with a short, 40 second fuse.
    >
    > Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into
    > consideration that they want to place the stick
    > of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where
    > they are standing (and the new Navigator),
    > because they don't want to take the risk of
    > slipping on the ice when they run from the
    > burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with
    > the resulting blast.
    >
    > They light the 40 second fuse and throw the
    > dynamite.
    >
    > "Remember a couple of paragraphs back when
    > I mentioned the vehicle, the guns, and the DOG!!
    >
    > Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black
    > Lab used for RETRIEVING. Especially things
    > thrown by the owner.
    >
    > You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate
    > of doggy speed on the ice and captures the
    > stick of dynamite with the burning 40 second
    > fuse about the time it hits the ice.
    >
    > The two men yell, scream, wave their arms and
    > wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on,
    > keeps coming.
    >
    > One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots
    > the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 buckshot,
    > hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog
    > stops for a moment, slightly confused, but
    > continues on. Another shot and this time the dog,
    > still standing, becomes really confused and of
    > course terrified, thinking these two geniuses
    > have gone insane.
    >
    > The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand
    > new Navigator.
    > The men continue to yell as they run. The
    > exhaust pipe on the truck is still hot, so the
    > dog yelps and drops the dynamite under the
    > truck, and takes off after his master.
    >
    > Then --"BOOM!"-- the Navigator is blown to
    > bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake in a
    > very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing
    > there with this "I can't believe this happened"
    > look on their faces.
    >
    > The insurance company says that sinking a
    > vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is
    > NOT COVERED. He still has yet to make the
    > first of those $560.00 a month payments!!!
    >
    > And you thought your day was not going well!!
     
  2. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2002
    Posts:
    4,423
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    California, The Blow Me State
    Hmmmm. I wonder if that dog will ever hunt again? /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. outlaw612

    outlaw612 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2001
    Posts:
    2,342
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Springfield, Illinois
    I think someone should shoot the owner.
     
  4. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2000
    Posts:
    36,180
    Likes Received:
    1,388
    Location:
    E-town baby!
    Don't make me bust out the snopes link about that story...it's BS.

    Still funny, just not anywhere near true.

    Rene
     
  5. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2002
    Posts:
    20,073
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Salem, Or.
    I know its not true, but yeah, it is pretty funny /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2000
    Posts:
    17,899
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    portland oregon
    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  7. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

    Joined:
    May 19, 2001
    Posts:
    45,031
    Likes Received:
    366
    Location:
    Vancouver, WA, USA
    repost!!!!!

    j
     
  8. mudjunkie 82

    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2002
    Posts:
    11,449
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cleveland Ohio
    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

Share This Page