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Underpants Gnomes!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by divorced, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. divorced

    divorced 3/4 ton status

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    I went to get some out of the drawer and over half of them are gone! The underpants gnomes robbed me!

    Then I find out it was just my girlfriend who threw away the ones with holes. Now she is eyeing up my holy shirts too! I've had many of them since high school! What are some good methods to fight off evil clothes-disposing-of girls?
     
  2. gjk5

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    That is total BS. :mad: My wife did the same thing to me a while back, including throwing out some old concert t-shirts that I loved.


    I got her to stop by throwing away some ugly-ass pink flowery sandals of hers that I found offensive :wink1: She doesn't toss my clothes anymore without asking.
     
  3. pauly383

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    Get yourself really dirty in a nice outfit she bought you , and say " If I had some of those old shirts I could saved this one " :D

    I got one whole drawer under our bed where my favorite comfortable stuff becomes working on the truck clothes .
     
  4. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Put 'em in a secret place. Garage cabinet maybe? Wash 'em yerself. I have some that are over 25 years old, rarely wear them, good memories!
     
  5. i8yrsuv

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    May she is wearing them ??? :haha: :eek1: I wouldnt believe that you were wearing hers :bow: ,CHEERS !!!!
    I couldnt resist .....
     
  6. Z3PR

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    Put a lock on your dresser.
     
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    try talking to her about it? :dunno:
     
  8. diesel4me

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    Try this...

    I got this idea from the 3 Stooges...put a few "loaded" mousetraps in the drawer with the stuff you want to keep!...it broke my mom's habit of snooping in MY bureau drawers... :D .... other than that,maybe on of those safes they sell cheap??..or a snake from out in the garden--THAT will keep her from snooping in your underwear drawer!.. :eek1: :yikes: :rotfl:

    I'd tell her to stay out if your drawers!--but gently,or she'll take it literally!!-- :haha: :haha: if she does not respect your privacy NOW,how is it going to be if you DO get married someday??...you wont have anything but what SHE wants you to wear!!.. :doah: :crazy: ...better to "nip it in the bud" ,as Barney Fife always said... :crazy:
     
  9. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Start wearing her thongs...........
     
  10. Skigirl

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    Have her help you work on the truck in her normal clothes. Then she'll understand why you need old holey messed up clothes around.
     
  11. Seventy4Blazer

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    toss her crap. she wont do it again.
    Grant
     

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