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Underwear Is Important

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BLZN4FN, Mar 21, 2005.

  1. BLZN4FN

    BLZN4FN 1/2 ton status

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    UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT (this happened in Florida) If you don't laugh out
    loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are
    dead.

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
    your vehicle...

    From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a

    Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car
    break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with
    the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.The wife returned later
    to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she
    saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

    Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
    parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
    dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and
    tucked everything back into place.

    On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
    staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however,
    had to have three stitches in his forehead!
     
  2. BurbLover

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    I'll admit it. I laughed out loud:D
     
  3. mtn. burb

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    The mechanic was going "Rambo" that day, as we say here.:D
     
  4. ktedesco

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    :D Lucky mechanic if she was a young supermodel looking girl (slim chance)!
     
  5. stallion85

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    LOL...that was funny!
     
  6. kyser_soze

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    Very good! Now I know I'm not dead. :D
     

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