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Union Rules

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 1, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    UNION RULES

    A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a
    convention in Las Vegas
    and, as you would expect, decided to check out the brothels
    nearby.

    When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a
    union house?"

    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."

    Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped
    off down the
    street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized
    shop. His search
    continued until finally he reached a brothel where the
    Madam responded,
    "Why, yes sir, this IS a Union House.

    "The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the
    girls get?"

    "The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00"

    "That's more like it!" the union man said.

    He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and
    pointed to a
    stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to
    an 85-year old
    woman in the corner, "but according to the Union rules,
    Ethel here has
    Seniority
     
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