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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Oct 28, 2005.

  1. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    . Treading the silent, dark road, I gazed upon the lit windows ahead with my work dominating my thoughts. Ejecting a heavily used toothpick from my mouth, I pulled a fresh one from my pocket. Standing still, I look at the minty sliver of wood, and slip it between my teeth. It's cold out, but even in just a black t-shirt, jeans, and work boots, I'm not feeling it. My blood is running too fast, and too hard for that.
    . The mailbox next to me proclaims a name I heard for the first time today, and I dream I will never hear it again. This is the third, and final visit tonight. I try to remind myself that tomorrow starts my week vacation, but I take no relief, for I know my work is never finished. The sheet I read earlier runs through my mind... "Repeat offender... 3rd degree... four children..."
    . I come back to myself, and force a deep breath. But there's no unclenching my jaw, no loosening my grip on my 12 gauge sweetheart, and no help for the sick bastard in this house. I lost my little brother, and I know he's here. He has to be here. If not, we don't go on holiday.
    . I check my gear again. 12, with 9 shells of triple-ought hate and discontent, courtesy of a deputy I knew. 25 more rounds of assorted flavors on my belt, and my foot-long pig sticker strapped to the outside of my right thigh. I don't like it flopping around.
    . My feet pull up their roots, and I start up the driveway, but I quickly stop again. Almost forgot a couple things. I flip out my split toothpick. I kiss my AC/DC necklace for love, luck, and a reminder of myself and what I mean. I pop in a new toothpick, and walk up to ring the doorbell and say hello...
     
  2. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    OH MY!!!! The winter seesm to bring out the dark side in most people. Where the fock is RJ when you need him????!!!

    Good job, bro. I can't wait for part 2.
     
  3. TSGB

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    Well, with all of RJ's love, lollipops, and rainbows lately, I had to throw out some gloom, doom, and soon destruction!
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Does anybody know where RJ the Loverboy is tonight?
     
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    beater_k20 Banned

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    probably kicking back, sipping KoolAid, playing a nice friendly game of "GirlTalk" with his new squeeze.
     
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    or perhaps watching the entire first season of 90210 on DVD. i want the old RJ back. :doah:
     
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    I like it! please continue. (Awaiting silently , salivating!) :bow:
     
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    Pretty good. A little overbearing and a few too many cliches.

    Twelve inch pig sticker flopping around, hahahahaha
     
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    Oh, and quit biting my style :D
     
  10. TSGB

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    Bump, for those who didn't catch the first part of my other chapter.
     

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