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Useful Military Warnings

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jan 26, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

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    "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

    "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army

    "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
    guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F.Ammo Troop

    "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

    "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
    least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
    your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

    "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
    bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

    "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

    "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance

    Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal

    "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David
    Hackworth

    "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
    ambush." - Infantry Journal

    "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

    "Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anon

    "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown
    Army Recruit

    "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies

    (And lastly)

    "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." --
    U.S.A. Ammo Troop
     
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    "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."

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    Aint that the truth
     
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