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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Aug 10, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite Fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about Terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
     
  2. BigOrange90Jimmy

    BigOrange90Jimmy 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Where do I sign up?

    I've got the Remington 7MM Mag locked, loaded, and sighted.

    Also have the Thompson Center .223 Contender ready for action, sighted in at 200 yards.

    And for those pesky bastards, the Browning Citori 12 gauge will be standing by.

    But I can't go anywhere without the Colt .45.

    The truck is almost ready and the camo needs to be worn more, now I just need a ride over there.
     
  3. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    Nice, I sent that to a couple office buddies that call me redneck...
     
  4. kyser_soze

    kyser_soze 1/2 ton status

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    How much do the tags cost, and what is the limit? :D
     

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