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Valentine Advice From Children

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Twiz, Feb 13, 2002.

  1. Twiz

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    How do you decide whom to marry?
    - You got to find someone who likes the same stuff you do. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip comeing (Alan, age 10)

    - No person relly decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way-before and you find out later who you're stuck with. (Kirsten, age 10)

    What do most people do on a date?
    - Dates are for haveing fun and for people to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. (Lynnette, age 8)

    - On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go on a second date (Martin, age 10)

    What is the right age to get married?
    - Twenty-three is the best age, because you know them FOREVER by then. (camille, age 10)

    - No age is a good to get married. You've got to be a fool to get married. (Freddie age 6)

    How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
    - You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids (Derrick age 8)

    What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
    - They both don't want any more kids (Lori age 8)

    What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
    - I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure the wrote about me in all the dead columns. (Craig, age 9)

    When is it Okay to kiss someone?
    - When they're rich. (Pam, age 7)

    - The rule goes like this, If you kiss some one, than you have to marry them and have kids. It's the right thung to do. (Howard age 8)

    Is it better to be married or single?
    - It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. (Anita age 9)

    How do you make a marriage work?
    - Tell you wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a Jeep. (Ricky age 10)

    How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
    - There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? (Kelvin, age 8)



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  2. UseYourBlinker

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    Hahaha...that's pretty funny!



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    Heheheheheahahhah....god thats funny. .....kids know the rules they arent as naieve as most of us.......

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    GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    - On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go on a second date (Martin, age 10)

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    I think this kid has been talking to my exbf... [​IMG]

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    BWAAAHAAAHAAAA

    ..........even if she looks like a jeep!!!!!!!

    oh my gawd, yer killin me!!!!!

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    I like this one:

    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    Is it better to be married or single?
    - It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. (Anita age 9)


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    lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!! good one

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