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Vaseline has many uses

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by blazen91, Mar 19, 2002.

  1. blazen91

    blazen91 1/2 ton status

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    Subject: Vaseline has many uses
    > > > >
    > > > > This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One
    day he
    > has
    > > > > finally saved enough money, so he goes down to the dealer.
    After he
    > > picks
    > > > > up the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker
    trick
    > that
    > > > > will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust.
    > > > >
    > > > > The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of
    > Vaseline
    > > > > handy and put it on the chrome before it rains and everything
    will
    be
    > > > > fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.
    > > > >
    > > > > After a couple of months he meets a lady and she asks him to
    take
    her
    > > home
    > > > > to meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the
    date is
    > set.
    > > > > At the appointed time he picks her up on his Harley and they
    ride to
    > her
    > > > > parents' house.
    > > > >
    > > > > Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family
    tradition
    > that
    > > > > whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
    > > > >
    > > > > After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for
    the
    > first
    > > > > person to speak and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long 15
    > minutes
    > > > > the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over
    and
    > kisses
    > > > > the girl in front of her family. No one says a word.
    > > > >
    > > > > Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in
    front
    > of
    > > > > everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so
    he
    grabs
    > > her
    > > > > mother and throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex.
    No
    one
    > > says
    > > > > a word.
    > > > >
    > > > > By now he is thinking of what to do next when he hears thunder
    in
    the
    > > > > distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his
    Harley,
    so
    > > he
    > > > > reaches into his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.
    > > > >
    > > > > And the father shouts, 'Okay damn it, I'll do the dishes.
    > >
     
  2. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ROTFLMFAO!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    Great one Mike!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  3. Donna

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    LMAO! ! ! ! My sister in law emailed that to me a while ago...but still funny as he!!
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    I must have heard that a million times and always forget the puncline,Ahh the altzheimers is kickin' in good...LOL
     
  5. UseYourBlinker

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    LMAO...Good one! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
  6. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. riz

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    <font color=blue> Good one !
     

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