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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by big pappa b, Mar 25, 2004.

  1. big pappa b

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    A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit, coffee" she asks.

    He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

    At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires.

    He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

    Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. Would he like maybe steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?

    He declines. "Naw, still not hungry."

    "Well," she says, "would you mind getting the hell off me....I'm starving ??!!"
     
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    Gotta go tell that in the lunch room......
     
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