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Viberation?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Nov 23, 2005.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
    > strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
    > observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a
    > vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "what in the world are you doing?"
    >
    > The daughter replied: "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,
    unmarried,
    > and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
    > Please, go away and leave me alone."
    >
    > The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from
    > the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room,
    he
    > observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
    >
    > To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: "Dad
    > I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
    > ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
    >
    >
    >
    > A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
    > placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing
    > noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that
    > area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold
    > beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the
    > couch, buzzing like crazy.
    >
    > The wife asked: "What the hell are you doing?"
    >
    > The husband replied: "I'm watching football with my son-in-law."
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Bwahahahaha!!!!!:haha:
     
  3. unclematty

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    Dammit!
    I just spit my milk out through my nose! :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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