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Virus Alert

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Dec 24, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY.
    Do not
    open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
    everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on
    disks
    within 20 feet of your computer.
    It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
    your
    ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses
    subspace field
    harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program
    your
    phone auto dial to call only 1-800 numbers.
    This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
    IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
    It will drink ALL your beer.
    FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
    It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
    expecting
    company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair! and your Nair with
    Rogaine.
    If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
    will
    leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
    dangerously
    close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags
    from
    your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with
    whole
    milk.


    ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart
    so hard
    that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
    sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
    Send this warning to everyone.
     
  2. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    I don't know 5000 people what should I do /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Find the nearest wall and bang your head until forgiven. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Dammit my wifes ass exploded when my foot kicked her..... /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
  5. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    Still bangin boss /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
  6. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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  7. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    still bangin and my head hurts /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
  8. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Is it bleeding yet?
     

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