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Virus Warning

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chris87K5, Jan 8, 2003.

  1. Chris87K5

    Chris87K5 1/2 ton status

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    Tribute to September11:
    > >>Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
    > >>only erase everything on your hard drive,but it will also delete
    > >>anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It
    > >>reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your
    > >>VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you
    > >>attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only
    > >>1-900-sex numbers.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>It will drink ALL your beer.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
    > >>expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
    > >>Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 98
    > >>(or later) environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
    > >>your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
    > >>will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
    > >>pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll
    > >>fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out
    > >>in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest
    > >>you.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>Send this warning to everyone.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>If you are a blonde, this is a joke.
     
  2. Blaze

    Blaze 1/2 ton status

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll
    &gt; &gt;&gt;fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out
    &gt; &gt;&gt;in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest
    &gt; &gt;&gt;you.


    [/ QUOTE ]

    OMG, that is friggin hilarious!
     
  3. ben427

    ben427 1/2 ton status

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    you'll
    &gt; &gt;&gt;fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out
    &gt; &gt;&gt;in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest
    &gt; &gt;&gt;you.

    [/ QUOTE ]
    What if this is already a daily occurence for me?? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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