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Vocabulary Building

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female......Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male..........Playing football without a cup.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female......The open sharing of thoughts/feelings with one's partner.
    Male..........Leaving a note before going on a fishing trip with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female......The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male...........A device for scanning through 375 channels in 5 minutes.
     
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    Funny! I like the last one the most. PPL yell at me for doing that all the time.

    Nick
     
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    lol, yah when i scan channels the sound doesn't manage to kick in and im onto the next one lol.
     
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